Waking up the brain cells

“I like nonsense, it wakes up the brain cells. Fantasy is a necessary ingredient in living, It’s a way of looking at life through the wrong end of a telescope. Which is what I do, And that enables you to laugh at life’s realities.”
- Dr. Seuss

I want to find a few gorillas. When I find them I'll pretend to be their friend and I'll learn their ways and make them trust me. When they finally trust me I'll steal their hoard of bananas! Although that could be a bad idea. I mean, I've played Donkey Kong. I've seen what primates do when their bananas are stolen...

An elephant and a pigeon, a pigeophant.

Car horns are boring. They should make them customizable. My car horn would be the Kool-aid hair lady screaming, "Stay on your side!"

The Beatles claim that "all you need is love." I say, "Lies!" Love will not make my car run. No matter how much love I have in my life I'll still need to stop at the gas station.

What happened in Middle Earth after the threat of Sauran was gone? The war was over right? What do they do for competition when there's no war? I'm seeing an Orcs vs. Elves ice hockey game...

I wonder if they could make carbonated ice cubes... They probably could, and they probably have. I just think that would be a nice thing for those who drink pop. I mean you want it cold, but regular ice cubes are just water. That waters down your drink real quick.

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